MEET KEITH HUETTENMOSER
He believes Shakespeare would have been a hell of a wrestling booker. His love of trashy B-films is barely outweighed by his passion for obscure poets. He believes in gleaning trash to find treasure. His head is very hard and is able to crack marble without even raising a bump. He hopes that generations are cyclical, and he'll have a chance to live in 80's neons and own a pinball arcade.
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